I try to be a good person, but looking back, it has not always been a success.
More times than I like to admit, I have acted like a real jerk, disappointing people around me.
A little too often, I may have hurt peoples feelings, by behaving like a genuine ass.
There have been situations, where I have made someone sad because I lacked the ability to do or say the right thing at the right time.
This is my sincere apology to you who have experienced that side of me!

I have to confess something:

Often, when I see a movie with vampires or space aliens trying to defeat us humans, I am on the side of the non-humans.

That does not include zombies – they are just too weird.

Should I be worried? 🙂